The Legendary Girlfriend.

"Over the next hour we painted Bruce's black Patrick Cox shoes in the white emulsion... cut the toes out of all his socks... cut his face out of every photo in the flat and burnt them... rubbed his toothbrush in the cat crap... threw his leather briefcase, including all the work-related documents within, off the bedroom balcony..."

And then, there's this.

Though I never got down to giving the DEFCON to the EX-communicated's stuff, I did entertain fantasies about returning the bears sans heads and/or limbs. But they are just innocent soft toys, no? And it would be too much like hurting him. Anyway, I think he thought it was much worse that our friends got a "live feed" on the break-up. Heh.